Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Like a rock...

I just admitted a 34 y guy who hasn't crapped since BEFORE THE EARTHQUAKE!!
I promise I will never complain again.

3 comments:

  1. MIRALAX -- will you share with him or do I need to send him some also???

    Guess the earthquake DIDN'T scare the shit out of him.

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  2. When you treat him, keep this latest peice of news in mind....
    AND THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR.S DARWIN AWARD IS....
    Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief.
    Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.
    The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him.
    It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... 'Shit happens'

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